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High School Horoscopes
The past few days, I’ve been purging papers and boxes full of things I’ve been collecting since I moved out of the house to consolidate for Portland. It’t not very much fun ripping up years worth of old bills, but finding old projects, papers and pictures makes it more than worth while.
One of the gems I have found in my hords of clutter are old horoscopes from my high school newspaper. These are original horoscopes written by my good friend Alex. Looking back now, they are as funny as when he first wrote them. I just hope that he is in a happier (or just as sarcastically happy) place as when he wrote these…
Jacket Sting / Vernon, FL (Sept. 5, 2001)
Aquarius - You have many choices of who to be with, make sure to make the right decision to save yourself from heartbreak.
Pisces - You will find the disagreement will come between those who you work with best. It’s time for a little time apart.
Aries - there maybe other fish in the sea, but try your hardest to keep onto the prize catch you have now.
Taurus - Your inner strength is the best tool for destroying the negativity that surrounds you.
Gemini - It may seem like the end of the world, but it’s not. You can get over whatever it is that is troubling you.
Cancer - As bad as you want to, do not give into the jealousy that you are feeling. It would not come out good.
Leo - Work will be rewarding and you will get many praises for all the good you do. Just don’t let it go to your head.
Virgo - Exhaustion is creeping up behind you, slow down and relax before it takes you down.
Libra - Pessimistic as you are, your friends still enjoy having you around, even if it does get a little tiring.
Scorpio - Laughter is the best medicine, so try to do it once in awhile. You will feel better.
Sagittarius - Not to repeat a cliche, but treat others as you would like to be treated. It makes life a little more positive.
Capricorn - Your life will be filled with lots of obstacles within the next few weeks, and you can make it if you just try.
